The Hot Girl Bad in Bed Curve (via ifyoublogittheywillcome)

This is a tough idea for me to convey in writing, but I'm going to try my best. There is a direct correlation between how hot a girl is and how she performs in bed. For some reason, at a certain level of hotness, the performance level drops. I understand that this does not apply to all good-looking women, and more power to those hot girls killing it between the sheets BUT there isn't a guy alive that hasn't realized this correlation. I have broug … Read More

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Just Say Something (via Citizen Renegade)

Awesome. Best advice possible.

You're standing in front of a cute girl at the Trader Joe's check-out line. You put the food on the conveyor belt, stealing glances at her as she fiddles with her phone. She looks up briefly at you, then looks back down. You want to say something, anything halfway clever, to get her smiling and a conversation rolling, with the ultimate intention of a phone number exchange, or even, dare you ponder it!, an insta-date to the nearest coffee shop. Bu … Read More

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Organizing the Blog

Organizing the Blog.

Fuck Usher

And every single other “R&B” artist that sounds like him.

I remember when you used to make good music Usher. You Remind Me, Let It Burn, You Got It Bad, NICE AND FUCKING SLOW.

Remember those days Usher? Remember when you made music?

Now you, Taio Cruz, Jason Derulo, and every other “R&B” singer teamed up with Will I Am and not only ruined the genre of music, but acted like Electronica was this new genre and have been abusing the same house beat ad naseum.

Do you realize you and Kesha and Katy Perry are using the same beat? Do you realize that OMG sounds exactly like DJ Got Us Fallin In Love?

I’m gonna go play 8701 and pretend you didn’t make it. Thanks, asshole